Rise above mediocrity
Elevate your
coffee experience
With a precision-engineered lift (exactly one coaster thick), Suber doesn't just hold your mug, it elevates it. Literally. Above every boring surface you've ever known.
Made for mugs.
Built for tables.
Designed to lift, insulate and grip in all the right ways. Suber makes the simplest moment feel considered.
Designed by Atelier North,
the award-winning design studio.
The world's most
unnecessarily sophisticated cork coaster.
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Isn't just a coaster.
Suber isn't just a coaster. It's the result of unprecedented AI* breakthroughs.
Powered by AI
SUBER-1
Try to hover hand
AI fills in the gaps.
We said high five.
It heard six.
So portable,
it's wearable
Warning. This stunt was performed by professionals.
Do not attempt this at home.
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Issue no. 00124
AI slop ideas
for this winter
We are so cooked!
Suber is taking everyone's jobs... and replacing them with AI!
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An open-weight model designed to be lightweight and easy to carry.
Elevate your
Handles extremes with ease
Thermodynamic
stability
From piping-hot mugs to ice-cold drinks, Suber stays perfectly stable. Your coffee table already tapped out three sips ago.
Perfectly round, seriously
Now 0% more
circular
Our engineers recalibrated its circumference with disturbing levels of attention to detail, just because we could.
Circularity (circle = 1.0). RoPE: Roundness Optimization & Perimeter EngineeringSecure communications simplified
Smart flip
encryption
Write a message. Flip. Instantly secure, until someone flips it back. Genius.
Meet at the quiet table
Precision grip, zero drama
Grip-locked
antislip technology
Micro-textured cork so grippy your drink files a restraining order against gravity. Spills? Consider them politely discouraged.
Friction coefficient (est): 0
100% plant-based
Vegan-friendly
Pure cork sourced sustainably. Completely vegan. No cows were harmed, but it might be full of "bull" anyway.
Average age of first harvest0
Cork oaks are typically first harvested at around 25 years, once the bark is thick enough to remove safely.
Harvesting interval0
After each harvest, the bark takes about 9 years to regrow, making cork a renewable material.
Power draw while in use
0 watts
No compute. No tokens. So you can say "please" and "thank you" as much as you like.
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Drop-tested
One coaster.
Zero updates.
